The Secret Lives on Eastside Road

I have been watching the animals here on Eastside Road and thought it was time to expose their secret lives.

Ginger's life is not that much of a surprise. Once Chicken Mama and Farmer Jeff leave the house, she is on the phone with her girlfriends, has her toe nails done and then her personal masseur arrives, giving her a personal rubdown.

India sleeps a lot with her new medicine for her spells. She sleeps and dreams of chasing the jets in the sky that leave vapor trails. She can fly and is wearing a red cape, barking across the skies.

Callebaut has gotten hold of someones cell phone that fell out of a car up on the road and is ordering pizzas to be delivered! He is also sneaking some cold cerveza out of the outdoor fridge to wash down that pepperoni. No wonder he isn't losing any weight.

I finally discovered what Tasso is doing under the house. He has a ham radio down there! He is calling up his buddies down on Bayou Teche! I guess he really misses his buddies. I overheard him talking about his friend Alphonse Robicheaux, a fisherman. The fishing just isn't what it used to be before the hurricane.

I am actually worried that the hens are going to get caught by Farmer Jeff and Chicken Mama. They have set up a really big illegal bingo game and those girls take it PRETTY seriously! The blue jays and sparrows keep trying to crash the game, but Millie, Wild Girl and Elba won't stand for it! Those girls are the best bouncers around!

The Porch kitties are trying to come up with something to sell on the street. An awful lot of cyclists ride by, so they were thinking of selling water or lemonade. They have been trying to sell freshly cut herbs but don't want to cut so many that anyone notices.
If only the rest of the world knew.

As for me, I'll just continue to observe and report.
Signing off,
Gato Mysterioso